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2. kristie
loveable person, cute smile, but will rape you for candy.
Kristie distracted me with her beautiful smile and raped me because I have a lollipop in my hand.
1. Kristie
A girl who is gorgeous, and a total sweetheart. She's got everything a guy could ask for.
My girlfriend's alright, but she's not Kristie.
3. Kristie
The most beautiful, amazing, life touching girl-woman you will ever meet on this planet. Or any other planet, or universe, or galaxy. Ever.
Person 1: See that girl?
Person 2: Yeah, man.
Person 1: She's a Kristie.
Person 2: Uh-huh, I'd fuck her.
Person 1: ... *waits* Me too.
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4. kristie
a calm girl who loves reading and writing and never asks for help.
Kristie went to the library all by herself to read alone.
5. Kristie
A brute/pig who will do anything for your food. ANYTHING.
Asian guy: That brute over there pushed me over and stole all my fried rice.

Fat white guy: I know, what a Kristie.
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