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1) - A drunken bastardization Christendom, Kristendom is as much a metaphorical concept as it is a geographic location, both of which are heavily dependant upon mass consumption of alcohol.
- A place where, upon closing the front door, a middle-aged man wearing NASCAR stretch-pants will appear and yell “Don’t slam the damn door” - The home of one of the fiercest sinks in existence - The housing of the art pieces of John Sanders. -The stomping grounds of Kristen (hence the name) - A near endless supply of beer - A lovely place to pass out -The finest place in all of Fredonia, if not the planet - It's shiny/awesome "What have you been up to the last few days?"
"I don't remember... I was at Kristendom" or "You didn't come home last night" "Yeah, I passed out at Kristendom" |
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