A Kris often refers to the weird angle sometimes demonstrated by many peni (plural). This may be an acute angle near the tip (or head) of the shaft, but in dyslexics a right angle may be prevalent; in this case surgery is often required.
Person 1. "OMG, thats the purplest and most wavey thing I have ever seen...what is that?"

Person 2. "Its a Kris"

Person 3. "Im calling the police"
by TopCat27 December 23, 2009
an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer
(kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours

(another hot girl) = you're such a kris
by tittyland May 27, 2008
A man who has unruly talent in flirtatious conversation, or a man who is known as somewhat of an attention whore. Has a high charisma, but usually is thought of as someone undatable, but totally sexable.
"Damn that guy is such a Kris. No wonder all the ladies are on him."
by RogerRabbit007 March 26, 2009
An increasingly charming male. Often caught stealing the hearts of tall women. Witty, speaks some french, plays guitar, sings like a bird and captivates you with his humble nature. He lives within the confines of his mind, and never realizes how much everyone adores him.
Ever hear of Thousand Miles? It's such a Kris song.

He's grand! That's so Kris.
by Jenboben1 February 08, 2010
Slang for a even bigger cock than a Chris.

A person who can get any chick he wants.

Someone that everyone likes his name and his body.

Some people like for his personality, or his looks.
Girl- I just had sex with Rob.

Other girl- OMG Rob has such a Kris
by TThhe Truthh May 25, 2009
Kris. Often a man of sexual desire to those who he himself does not want. An extremely attractive male with self esteem issues. Artistic yet bold. Wild but tame. A Kris is a man to take power in a situation and rule it with an iron fist. Unable to realize his true potential a Kris will often mock his work. Sweet and tempting, yet pushes away those who try to get close. A Kris does not like to be touched. Often found in a quiet room. He Does not like drama. He tends to be quite mysterious. Defiantly someone you want to know.
Person 1: Man who is that guy?
Person 2: Oh thats Kris.
Person 3: Yeah hes so hot...
Person 1: Why cant i be that guy!?!
by DanceFevor July 07, 2011
a incredibly smart boy/man great at most sports including running boxing football and rugby fear doesn't bother him, he is great in the bedroom and has a great body to go with it all. he is highly known for being agile fast and his strength great at parties and knows how to have a good time and how to make people have a good time best of all he is so sensitive and so kind.
wow just wow how can you be so amazing i can only describe you as kris
by the pinnicle December 28, 2010
1. A sexy guy who you want to date.
2. the perfect man.
3.someone who's always dateable exempt when he's not.
1. i want to date a kris so damn bad because i hear their sexy :)

2. i wish i had a kris .

3. i hear kris is kris and ready to mingle :)
by notkris November 21, 2011

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