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2.
v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.

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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?
by gnostic 1 December 13, 2012
 
1.
A danish pastry made and sold in Racine, WI. Usually contains fruit or nut filling and is frosted; may be filled with cream cheese or chocolate. Generally comes in a oval ring that is about 18" long.
Let's order some kringle from kringle.com! mmmm....
by Pammm January 27, 2007
 
3.
a yummy pastry.
ooh, i like kringle. :>
by claire January 04, 2004
 
4.
Thrash metal legend in training has very impressive side burns
Kringle plays eruption with his teeth
by HuskerDu April 16, 2005
 
5.
Rhymes with Jingle
"Im the real Santa yes Im the real Kringle
All you fly girls like my balls cause they Jingle"
by ---SeX--- May 12, 2004
 
6.
A kringle is when feces gets attached to ones butt hair and dries there.
After mooning the principal, we noticed Alex had kringles on his butt, apparently from being too hairy and not correctly wiping his butt.
by George HK July 10, 2008
 
7.
Another word for boss, or authority figure.
I hate my god damned Kringle! I want to shoot him!
by Megan January 22, 2004