Krimpet Bootleg 

The best pop singer of our time.

Krimpet Bootleg is an icon

Krimpet Bootleg by bussyslayer February 23, 2023

Krumpetschluffer 

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.

That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.

Krumpetschluffer by Sillabamanda Bo May 12, 2006

butterscotch krimpet 

Rimjob w/caramel applied to the rim to mask the taste

I told you Stacy was a freak. She offered me a butterscotch krimpet on our first date. And we were at an Applebee's.

butterscotch krimpet by eBayLover69 April 18, 2017

dirty krimpet 

The sometimes soiled filthy vagina of girls who "get around". These girls can be seen trying to wrangle any willing guy to share their stds with. If lucky a guy can possibly land a dirty jelly krimpet which is the same said girls however experiencing their friend flo/time of the month. Smart men avoid girls with dirty krimpets.

Hey Johnny don't hook up with her, I've heard she's got a dirty krimpet!

dirty krimpet by Krimpet lover September 15, 2017

Krumpets

Boobs, mammories, tits, chi chi's, juggs, knockers, and on and on...

"She's got some krumpets i wouldn't mind spilling my tea on."

Krumpets by anti-log June 16, 2007

Butterscotch Krimpet 

WHATEVER IS WEIRD ABOUT THIS WORD IT MEANS A CAKE

Butterscotch Krimpet taste great

Butterscotch Krimpet by udhvhucxhncuxbsadu Sdf E May 23, 2022

Krumpets

The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.

"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"

Krumpets by Miguel November 21, 2004