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a hot ass male who has a hot girlfriend. A kress usually has a huge ego.
Alex is a kress. I wish I was him.

I want a kress in my pants.
by Lebo March 08, 2007
the act of ruining anything... people's days, people's lives, friendships, sex and birthday parties.
he totally kressed her birthday.

sorry man- i totally kressed up.
by VampiraHatesYou October 30, 2009
A slow crazy bastard, with grape like clusters, who is full of stories that are meaningless to anyone he tells
Clem: Dude. that guy in the soil lab had some kress like behavior.
by Kyle Blankenship May 16, 2008