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3.
a hot ass male who has a hot girlfriend. A kress usually has a huge ego.
Alex is a kress. I wish I was him.

I want a kress in my pants.
by Lebo March 08, 2007
 
1.
the act of ruining anything... people's days, people's lives, friendships, sex and birthday parties.
he totally kressed her birthday.

sorry man- i totally kressed up.
by VampiraHatesYou October 30, 2009
 
2.
A slow crazy bastard, with grape like clusters, who is full of stories that are meaningless to anyone he tells
Clem: Dude. that guy in the soil lab had some kress like behavior.
by Kyle Blankenship May 16, 2008