kreets 

Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.

The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.

Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.

kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017

Krelboyne

A nerd. A word derived from the show Malcolm in the Middle, and they got it from a movie called Little Shop Horrors; from the character Seymour Krelboyne

The Krelboynes are the nerdy gifted students, while the emotionally disturbed ones are called Buseys

Krelboyne by KrelboyneChris January 10, 2022

Keltzing

When someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. The word arrived from Brian and Matt Keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.

Person 1: I went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.

Keltzing by AaronHanak January 9, 2009

keelt

'Variation on "killt" or "killed." '

Yo, man I keelt that HUGO's mom. You know that guy in the McDonald's ads?

keelt by The Don2 November 10, 2006

Cretin/kretin

A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word

Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "

Cretin/kretin by Hippo light catcher June 14, 2017

Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

b]for pointing out how you don't like something;

c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;

e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.

1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")

Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013

Kreator 

The best fucking example of fucking German fucking thrash 'till fucking death. They had different periods, but none of them was bad. And the fuck, if you're new to Kreator, here's a few songs you MUST listen to: Flag of Hate, Extreme Aggression, Renewal, Violent Revolution, Enemy of God.
And god, get lost with this death metal thing.

"Dude, I went to Kreator yesterday and it was fucking awesome."
"You went to the mosh?"
"Fuck yeah, Extreme Aggression murdered everything."

Kreator by Rupture February 19, 2009