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n. laughing at something that is terribly distasteful, but still hilarious at the same time.
driving down the road with the fellas and you see some random pedestrian walking alone.

person 1 - "lets do some kregging."

person 2 - "oh hes perfect" (motions at pedestrian)

person 1 - (slows down car)

person 2 - "fuck you, you fuckin bitch!"

speed away while loling.
by true fellas April 11, 2010

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When an odd number of people join hands and circle around a person or group of people and dance around them, humming the tune of "Pop goes the Weasel". Then the Kreggers jump in the center and smash the Victim. It's usually done to annoy some, and is best done when the Victim, known as the Kreg, is having an important conversation or is trying to do something difficult. Results are EPIC.
Person 1: "Dude, see that kid? Remember when he egg'd my house last year?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, let's Kreg that bitch."
Person 3: "Hell yeah!"

Victim *During Kregging*: "Oh, Come on!"
by AJAXJackson June 17, 2010

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