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A young man (usually balding) who participates in various activities looked down upon in society.

Someone who is known for making awkward interactions with the oppossite sex.
Joe is such a kreeper! He sat at home all day and watched hentai!

Did you see the GSTL hitting on that 15 year old? What a kreeper!
by Koomy July 10, 2008
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A male who awkwardly stands in the corner or a crowded bar scanning the scene for an intoxicated female. Usually settling for a slump buster.
Look at Joe in the corner over there scopin' that fat chick. What a kreeper.

Did you hear that Kevin pulled a kreeper last night and banged that Mexican prostitute?
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A female, typically with a rare mental disorder who will stalk a man, (or future wanna be lover) until he/she falls in love with them.

Oddly enough, the kreeper will be beautiful in nature, but looked down upon because they are misunderstood.
Andrew was stalked by a kreeper with BPD.
by BooBear February 21, 2012
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