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an employee who loves younger people and tries to make money on the side by selling man gravy. they are also known for being semi-retarded and trying to act black.
kratos: yo whats up guidos lets go to the club!! i got a fresh batch of crack!
six-year-old boy: sounds goods to me!!!!!!
by bigmaclover1 May 07, 2010
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One who kills a lot of people, loses his family, kills a god, cries, trys to kill himself, fails, then becomes a god.
Boss:"Why hasn't John showed up for work the past week?"
Isaac:"Didn't you hear? He's a Kratos now"
Boss:"I'm so sorry."
by shcoome March 01, 2010
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Utter fucking failure of a protagonist. Originates from the PS2 game God of War, (a Devil May Cry ripoff which caters to 12-year old boys), where he grunts alot and swings around a weapon that defies the laws of phyisics. Despite his glaring flaws, Kratos is also quite revolutionary in the sense that he is the first openly gay video game character since Streets of Rage, and also the first video game character ever to recieve quadruple anal penetration on screen.
Kratos is believed to be an alias of Hard Gay.
by nutrient asparagus September 10, 2006
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