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Verb.
The highest level of ass-kicking physically possible. Named for the protagonist of the God of War video game series, Kratos. "Kratosing" someone generally involves stabbing, bone breaking, eye-gouging, head tearing, and occasionally disembowelment.
Officer 1: What happened here?
Officer 2: Dodecatuple homicide.
Officer 1: Dudes got seriously Kratosed.
by Wilson Poole June 14, 2010
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the most kicc ass person on the planet from the game god of war, he can kicc Chuck Norris's ass any damn day.
Kratos is the shiiiiiiiiit!!
by SouthEndCuzz January 21, 2009
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1. Most badass video game character ever. Of the God of War video game series.

2. A word to call someone who is totally badass.

3. To Kratos someone means to totally demolish a person.
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1. -"Just played God of War 3 and it blew my mind man"

-"Told ya this game is borderline badass!"

2. -"Dude Samuel L. Jackson is freakin Kratos!

-"Yeah man and he didnt even blink"

3. -"Bitch blow my dick or you gonna get kratosed!"

-"Please don't hurt me.."
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Angrier than before.
God of War 3 is just sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kratos has a lot of balls to against a bunch of pity gods....
by Mia Carissima February 28, 2010
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He is apparently the guy from God of War, but I know his as the mercenary from Tales of Symphonia. Now, I've beat the game so I'm not going to spoil anything just incase you haven't. Kratos is one of the main characters, and he is a kick ass fighter. He is also very hot. Kratos was hired as a mercenary by Colette's grandmother, and then proceded to help Colette, Lloyd, and the rest of the group in an attempt to save Sylvarant.
Kratos killed the monster with one slash of his sword.
by Jeshicka July 11, 2005
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A bad attitude, a temper, specially for kkids with bad manners.
My son got kratos when he realize I wouldnt buy him God of War.
by Toronto Raptors January 24, 2008
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the angriest character in video game history
kratos will crush anybody
by Eazy-X May 30, 2008
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