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Krabitalism

The noxious greed of bourgeoi-crustaceans. Specifically shown in Spongebob Squarepants, it shows Mr. Krabs' oppression towards the gentle laborer.
"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"
Krabitalism by Javier2798 September 26, 2017
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Krabbing 

A term commonly used by players of the MMORPG Eve Online by CCP games which means addicted to squeezing out as much Interstellar Kredits (ISK) as possible.
I just spent the entire day krabbing in my super, made some dank isk.
Krabbing by Nebutud June 9, 2018
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Used cheifly as a noun, "krabitz" can also used as a verb or, in some cases, an adjective. Derived from a gentleman's name (Jack Krabitz), "krabitz" has taken on many, often negatively connotived, meanings. "Krabitz" is a very versatile word, shadowing the most dexterous of swears. One of the issues with this, however, is it becomes difficult to distinguish between its use as a noun or an adjective.

As a noun, "krabitz" can mean:
asshole
birch
bitch
dickhead
jackass
stupid

The root word "krabitz" can be extended to "krabitzing" and "krabitzed" for active and past tense verbs. As a verb, "krabitz" can mean:
birch
bitch
shit

As an adjective, "krabitz" can mean:
difficult
shifty
stubborn
For the examples, let me use two characters named "Ben" and "Bob".

As a noun:
Ben: Can you get me that report?
Bob: I've got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.
Ben: I need that report right the fuck now!
Bob: Why are you being a krabitz?

Ben: Look at that krabitz! He almost hit that car and hasn't bothered to even slow down!

As a verb:
Bob: Be back in a second; I gotta krabitz.

Bob: Why don't you answer your phone?
Ben: Because the last time I talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.
krabitz by theAntiRiced December 12, 2008
when something is for donation, for certain people. But then someone takes it when it's not for them.
Bruh, did you see what there putting out for donations?
yea i want to grab the donations
But it's not for you, it's for the art students
AND?
Bruh, why you be krabbin
Krabbin by ahfukajshfk March 8, 2018

Krabbing 

Krabbing is when yew cum into an ass hole (be it male or female ass) and then take a straw and then continue to slurp out the jizz thus yew have krabbing.
Hey baby did yew bring home some straws I feel like krabbing!
Krabbing by xSiNx May 16, 2006
n.(kah-wab-it)cabit a hybrid commbination of rabbit and felinecat. the breed exibits a feline anatomy with the hind bone structure of a rabbit,along with facial markings
feet and hair entirely exclusive to rabbits.
creatures exibit rabbit motions such as hopping and face washing.kwabbits are most unique in their upright walking and motions using the hind legs,sitting upright while playing,watching,stalking and interacting with humans
the kwabbit is known for menecing curiority, acrobatic and fearless leaps of unusual length and height.
the rabbit gene is only passed on the maternal side all kwabbits are exclusivly female and can produce kwabbit off spring with out the mating with a rabbit.
kwabbits have a desire and attraction to water.
kwabbits bond physically with a preferance to one individual
kwabbit by Maureen Malm February 7, 2008
Kribbit is a word used to define a bird-frog it is what they are called and also what they say.
"Kribbit" kribbit the frog-duck said.
Kribbit by Person a December 10, 2020