KP
a kneeless evil, yet kind hearted at times, king of bans on games and things you've never heard of.
He will eat you alive like the rat you are, even if your a cat.
He is THE MOST EVIL GRAY BLOB YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!!111one one one exclamation point 1
<t3hrandomperson> KP strikes back!
<fool> omfg noez, don't ban me!!!
*** KP sets mode: +b *fool*!*@*
*** fool was kicked by KP (DIE!!!)
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Kitchen Police, the soldier who is assigned to the kitchen duties in the army or navy. Police means maintenance, repair here, not peace keeping
I was a KP in WWWII and never had a battel with the Japs, what a shame!
by kewt July 14, 2002

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kp
Slang used by Korean pre-teens meaning, Korean Pride.
by thrive July 22, 2003

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acronym: kitchen patrol. a responsibility to thoroughly clean the kitchen
can't talk now, I'm on KP
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KP
An organization of hardcore concrete jungle OG ninjas.
Shit dude the KP just shot up laphonzo!
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KP
Abbreviation for "Korean Pride." Often used in a derogatory context to refer to Korean teenagers that correspond with negative Korean stereotypes, such as smoking, spitting, having bleached hair and/or hair gelled into an impractical style, speaking in Korean for the sake of gossip, etc.
That group of KPs always smokes behind the library after school.
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Acronym for 'Kilometre Peter', meaning a guy with a large member. Also, a guy with big feet, because you know what they say about guys with big feet.
"Look, that guy has size fifteen feet!"

"he's so KP!"
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KP
A man of many talents. KP is ofter abbreviated as his true name is often foreign. He is genuine, intellectual. He has a way with woman. Woman are attracted to him because of his charm and personality. Yet he is very picky and not satisfied with a 9. If you are every lucky enough to meet one - keep him. There are not many like him. If given the opportunity he will stop at nothing to get to your heart. Don't take him for granted - you wont find another like him. He is kind and gentle. He is a lover, not a fighter. He will always look out for your best interest. He is a great friend, lover, partner, and father. He would treat your child as his own. Children adore him, mothers are impressed by his demeanor and encourage their daughter to be with him. He is considered very handsome. He always expect the best. He strives to always win. He is often the center of attention. When he enters the room, his presence is immediately noticed. His dress and the way he carries himself is admired, and ofter considered to be GQ. He will alway speak highly of his companion... he will always put her first. The name although two letters is unique as not many can say they have met another. He will always be remembered. He will always be missed. Make sure you don't go to Vermont on Valentines Day... Stay for him... be his Valentine ... as he will cherish it as though it was his first... Don't run away... he's good for you...
I wish I was like KP... he seems to have it going for him. A KP in life is sure to make any woman's dreams come true.
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