Skip to main content

Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision 

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different
guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision mug front
Get the Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision mug.
See more merch
This was a term used by Chief Thunderthud on the Howdy Doody show in the fifties. It was picked up by surfers in southern California in the late fifties, then skateboarders. Not Swahili, not Hawaiin, not Mutant Ninja Turtles - Howdy Doody.
Kowabunga Buffalo Bob! - Howdy Doody Show

Kowabunga! That was an awesome wave!
kowabunga by biker6666 July 3, 2009

Kowabunga Fap 

The act of masturbating in the tune of the theme song of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Finally you ejaculate as the theme song says "Turtles in a Half Shell."
Me and my girlfriend were messing around and I "Kowabunga Fapped" in her face.
Kowabunga Fap by Nukeman June 15, 2010

Kawabanga 

Search: Kawabanga
Kawabanga by Peter July 15, 2003

Kawabanga 

Pseudo-Hawaiian War cry; uttered by main land haole surfers from California or any one else not in the know about dignified common sensical behaviour.
"Great!"

Not beatnik, not hippy, not swahili, but early sixties, California surfer. A corrupted version of the Hawaiian "kupaianaha," which means "fantastic," and any other synonym of "wonderful" you care to choose. The word probably entered greater American consciousness through the surfer moves of the period.

For what it's worth the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles spoke "surfer" with a little "valley" thrown in.
"Nice ride, dude. Kowabunga!"
kowabunga by boar_d_laze October 16, 2008

Kawabunga 

This is a word that surfer bros use when they hit a gnarly wave
“ kawabunga dude
Kawabunga by Nasim November 28, 2018