It is also an uncommon Lithuanian name for a male. Often when one introduces themselves with this name, they are laughed at and asked, "wait, no seriously?"
"Labas, mano vardas Kovas" ...."Kovas?? hahaha, durnas!"
Translation: "Hello, my name is March" "March??? hahaha you loser. Were you even born in march!?" "...no..."
The secondary defining characteristic of a kovas is that the facial features rarely, if ever, change. In fact, if you were to take a picture of a kovas and compare it to a kovas' face at nearly any given time it would resemble the photo with about 99% of the same expression.
Kovas also often fall in love with honky rappers who, in their opinion, can do no wrong.
2) I hear that there's a new teacher in the science department this year. I hope he's a kovas.