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Kotch is the state of affairs whereby things are relaxed, happy and satisfactory. Kotch can take many different forms.
This house is 'kotch' man. Richie is just 'kotchin'. Allow that man, this is 'kotch'.
by Jesse Cox September 27, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A crotch with no genitalia. Similar to what Matt Damon has in Dogma. Generally used in a derogatory sense.
Shut your kotch.
You're a stupid kotch.
Go eat out a kotch.
Yeah, at least my girlfriend doesn't have a kotch.
by Kilroy September 25, 2005
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One who wastes their life to the point where they would be more useful as a garbage pail.
What a Kotch. All he does is smoke and sleep.
by Slicky December 02, 2004
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.
"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"
by Derek March 28, 2003
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