A crotch with no genitalia. Similar to what Matt Damon has in Dogma. Generally used in a derogatory sense.
Shut your kotch.
You're a stupid kotch.
Go eat out a kotch.
Yeah, at least my girlfriend doesn't have a kotch.
by Kilroy September 25, 2005
One who wastes their life to the point where they would be more useful as a garbage pail.
What a Kotch. All he does is smoke and sleep.
by Slicky December 02, 2004
Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.
"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"
by Derek March 28, 2003

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