Kort

A man who patriotically masturbates to the Diehard trilogy while on hold with a credit card company.

Hi, my name is Kort...(squirt) "Yippee-Kai-Yay Mother Fucker!"

I wish I could still run for mayor. Damn you Kort!

My hair is hard. Kort, you should buy a yacht.

by bigtitties123 February 4, 2010

korte

a describing word to say that somebody is extremely gangsta or that something is extremely dank.

man, that nigga is straight korte. he's got all the ladies.

by jimmy December 4, 2004

kort

A Counter-Strike clan comprised of highly ethical, yet unwaivering administrators. Priding themselves on providing a cuss free and very interesting custom map environment.
207.71.121.23:27015

If you break Kort rules, administrative actions are taken, kort keeps the server n00bless.

by foxxy July 30, 2004

kort

name given to any male who tells you to come to blacktown maccas at 8pm on a certain night

OmGoSh FaGgOt CoMe TO BLaCkToWN mAcCas AnD SaY iT Bro##1##!!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

bra rumpa kort

3 swedish words, forming the sentence ; Good ass cards.
Used when youre playing poker with (a propably gay) swedish person, and he beats you and all of a sudden he thinks youre supposed to take of youre pants beaucose he had good ass cards and won the round, and youre just like; "wtf, we are just 2 guys! im not gay! are u?!" and he'll be smiling. and then you say "but i got to admit, you had some bra rumpa kort"

swedish: Fye faen va bra rumpa kort du hadde!

English: holy hell, that was some good ass cards!

by naggi August 25, 2006

Pompers te kort

When someone says or acts like he or she knows everything and can do everything while this is clearly not the case. Usually the action fails or their statement is wrong.

Bro you have some serious pompers te kort.

by Usopp the Pirate January 27, 2021