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Rare mental condition where the brain cannot and will not follow a written schedule of events. Dates and times are often pulled from one's ass and thrown upon the masses causing chaos and shame for his/her co-workers.
Brian: Today will end your course of instruction.

Student: But my completion certificate says I should finish 3 days from now.

Brian: Fool I have Kornosis just go now and let someone else figure it out.
by CNATT March 18, 2008

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