One who lacks the imagination to support their own local football club, and so jumps on the bandwagon of supporting whatever spawny team that happens to be winning trophies at the time - i.e. Liverpool FC. Would never go near a real life football match - prefers to watch on Sky TV, whom as we all know, invented the sport in 1993.
'Now let me see. I come from Cornwall, I'm good at shitting in my hand and throwing it at people, my cousins in Norway and Devon like this lot, and I'm looking for a football team that have the entry rules for competitions changed simply to allow us to enter. I know, I'll become a Kopite. Eh, the Kop? What's that, never heared of it'
by Football match attender July 07, 2006
Liverpool fan frequently seen hanging by the River Mersey
and we'll hang the kopite's one by one on the banks of the royle blue Mersey
by Joey Kearney May 25, 2003
Liverpool Fan. Normally from Norway or Devon
They'll be dancing on the Streets of Oslo tonight.
by Nevin April 08, 2003
one usually hailing from norway or devon who frequents the'hill of piss' whilst clutching tightly their anfield megastore carrier bag
en masse 'kopites are gobshites'
by sammy ampong August 10, 2004
A person usually from anywhere but Liverpool i.e. Norway, who supports Liverpool only when they are winning stuff(e.g. the champions league). They are seen to be swinging a shitty scarf over their head, singing a shitty song in a language they dont know, and have a lot of badges pinned to them.
There is Bjorn, he has supported Liverpool all his life....well since may 2005. He has his scarf on again, whats that he is singing? sounds like another language to me. He's a kopite.
by ~*~ J ~*~ March 25, 2006
Scandinavian football fan, best known for limited capacity to use brain, despite having a huge cranium. Also known for leaving a faint whiff of anal discharge behind them.
I would have entrusted him with making the toast, but he was a Kopite.
by Leopold Roby April 08, 2003
otherwise known as gobshites, redshite or just plain knob heads - a non educated person who unfortunatley has the dissadvantage of supporting THE REDSHIT - Liverpool FC
The kopited were lucky to finish top ten!!!
by sazz May 06, 2005
Someone who fabricates historical events especially regarding numbers and dates
Johnny poor Stalin essay rendered him a Kopite in the eyes of his teacher
by Quint April 08, 2003