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(Used in the plural) Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States
1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.
kooties by dakangan January 28, 2006
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Something all girls have. Scares little boys away while young. Attracts them once they get a little older.
Example 1: (Little Boy) Run, she has Kooties!

Example 2: Dude 1 "Hey bruh let's hit up that party an go kootie huntin." Dude 2 "Yee let's go catch some kooties!"
Kooties by The Luvver April 27, 2012
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Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies ranging from undesirable personality characteristics and poor hygiene habits to bacterial germs; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers, and occasionally by adults, usually with humorous overtones.
Used in the plural

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States
1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.
kooties by dakangan February 7, 2006
Kooters is a way to describe something as cool or sick , mad, good etc
"man that bitch has got a kooters ass"
that guy luwii sure has kooters hair
Kooters by luwii johnson May 25, 2009
"Cool Points"... awarded for doing something cool.
H.L.N. says that if I make her orgasm 5 times in a row, I get a shitload of kootoes!
kootoes by Zeke Pretti February 10, 2004

koteeswaran 

Kotteswaran is a simple minded yet complex person who loves to be alone but needs someone to hold on and rich
Koteeswaran is the best one
koteeswaran by anonymous November 23, 2021

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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