Top Definition
A junker surfboard that you take out when there are a lot of kooks in the water or what you call your board when you hit a kook in the water.
I am glad that I brought my kookspear today because I really don't want to ding my new board.
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Wow! did you see me and my kookspear take that loser down.

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