a kook is a poser who turns up in the beach car park wearing a top of the range wetsuit and carrying a spanking new surfboard, checks the surf for an hour before actually going in, when it is so obviously pumping, then when he enters the water proceeds to splash around like a drowning rabbit. tip stay at home
check out the kook in the pink wetsuit
by snuffles October 16, 2004
Someone , usually a tourist our out of towner. Non local person who shows up on the beach with high top shoes on. This person usually try's to blend into local surf culture, by buying apparel from the merchants on "main street", and then flaunting it the same day with his basketball shoes on.
"Hey man look at that Kook trying to find his change in the sand." "Check that Kook out with the fanny pack. Does he know its not the early 90's anymore?"
#poser #wannabe #lame #surfer #tourist
by shah brah August 24, 2012
When a surfer chases seagulls into 50 degree water.
-Did you see that dumbass?
-Yeah, he's a straight up kook!!!!!!
#surf #koook #surfer #cook #chris
by lostgrl1327 February 17, 2011
someone who is frothing way to much. they are way keen for something and then make a fool of them self
"you are such a kook udy" "that guy kooked that wave so hard
#kook #stuffed #frothing #gronk #fool
by 2103BMAN October 15, 2010
Somebody who poses as a surfer and talks about surfing all the time to people who don't surf because they know that non surfers won't realize how kooky the person really is.
(In the middle of a crowded room)
"Drake, I'm gonna snake you so hard every wave you kook!"
"Shut up Jordan you know Im gonna bust an alleyooper all over your face!"
#kook #fag #goon #tool #poser
by Bluntrauma December 22, 2009
Someone who fakes talent at Surfing, Skateboarding, and Longboarding. They will most likely show up with a brand fucking new setup that's top of the line, and that setup will most likely be incompatible with there style of riding (e.g. 85a slide wheels on a downhill board). The kook will also most likely use incorrect terminology, sounding like an imbecile. Avoid kooks at all costs.
Kook: "I just did the steeziest toedge skid today on my downhill. I was going like 100mph on my local hill, with my Evo set with 65mm 85a wheels and non-spaced bearings! I also did some freeride, but there was too much thane on my bearings."

Normal Longboarder: "Today was pretty good, I had to sweep some shit out of the road, but the run has great corners to predrift or rail. My Arbalest with 78a 76mm wheels was doing great, the new wheels thane really nice. I was going to do some freeride but I forgot my slide wheels."
#gayrab #loser #poser #fake #douchebag
by BrohanSebastianBach February 21, 2014
noun; a crazy person

adjective; totally cool or radical
Dude, that shot was totally kook!
#kook #crazy #sick #kookie #cook
by stellar1133 February 22, 2011
A person that you would also refer to as a loser. Generally directed at mates when they say or do something ridiculously idiotic. Can also say someone is 'kookin it' if they are doing something dumb, like re-dating their bimbo ex-girlfriend.
Dave's such a kook.
Old mate is kookin it so hard.
#idiot #drongo #fool #retard #dumb ass
by K Biscuit December 03, 2010
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