Koonballistic 

Something really amazing or unbelievable.

A word used to describe some serious levels of awesome.

Did you just see that chick? ... Yeah she was f**ing Koonballistic!!

Daymmmmmmm did you take a pull of this crack?........ Yea dawg its some Koonballistic shit!

Koonballistic by The Real Drift King July 18, 2010

koonbaz

A guy who enjoys fucking other men in their ass.

Watch out ! This koonbaz has fucked over 15 men this week ! Only kooni hang out with him !

koonbaz by kaftarbaz August 29, 2015

koombawai'i 

the eskimo word for a mcnugget and a chicken select's offspring.

a: hey man you hungry?
b: yeah what should we get, kfc?
a: nah man, we're getting koombawai'i

koombawai'i by dannygillz September 30, 2011

Kooban 

a kooban is somone that is described as any of the following:
Tight ass
A prick

Tool bag

Scooter rider

Millsy

Kelvin was being a kooban because he wouldn't give me a bite of his steak and sauce sandwich

Kenneth was being a kooban because he dogged the boys and wouldn't let me borrow his scooter

Kooban by Millźy September 28, 2017

koozebane 

Refers to punkers, New Wavers, or anyone else "not normal".
Origins: a sketch on the Muppet Show, Koozbane was an alien planet often visited by Kermit.

"Oh, man, check out the mohawk on that koozebane over there!"

koozebane by The Koozebane Kid February 1, 2018

Klassic Keg Komeback

What one says to anyone who only uses nou to respond to any insult. Since there is nothing much to counter this retort, the Klassic Keg Komeback, or KKK, was coined to point out the lack of skill of the insultee. Named after what Internet nerds sometimes resort to after hitting the keg too often.

Dude: You just threw up all over the place.
Nerd: nou
Dude: You also spilled beer on the couch.
Nerd: nou
Dude: YOU HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY FORCED EVERY CHICK AWAY FROM THIS PARTY!!
Nerd: nou
Dude: Klassic Keg Komeback. :|
Nerd: ...

...

nou

Klassic Keg Komeback by sonicsnare September 22, 2009

Koobatight

Means When something really good has happened. Immediately right after you say "Koobatight!"

Manz was drunk and kissed every chic at the party last night. That shit was Koobatight! because they were all with it.

Koobatight by Manz Guzman October 2, 2006