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1.
The action of masturbating violently in public while naked and dehydrated. While you beat the ground at a corner of a street.
I was walking home and saw some guy konying at the corner of my street.
by Dakevor March 26, 2012
 
2.
The act of going to the McDonalds Drive-thru, buying a few ice cream cones and throwing them all into an empty back seat for your "Invisible Children"
I made a huge mess in the back of my car when I went Kony-ing.
by N.Silva March 07, 2012