a call to someone you know in which you sing Something Corporate's "Konstantine" to them, often changing the words to suit their name, personality, and relationship with you. For Instance: My Stephanie came walking to my school and all that I could do was say she
was
so
cool

Best "konstantcalls" are usually voicemails.
"Damn, that was the worst konstantcall I've ever made"

"Dude, it's pretty much your turn to konstantcall because I did it to Ryan yesterday"
by emma faye May 9, 2005
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