a lame loser who everyone hates. likes to touch himself. has no friends.
gosh, that konrad needs to stop stroking his calf, its freakin me out!
Incredibly attractive and chivalrous. Also tend to be funny and smart.
That good-looking lad just saved all those people, he must be a KONRAD!
when someone takes something over the top to unecessary levels of agression.
"wow, how'd you get that black eye?"
" we were having a play fight and he went konrad"
Fastest kid in Manhattan.
Girl: "Psst, look it's Konrad Surkont, I wanna **** him."
Walking away in disgust with the middle finger held high after cumming then spitting on a girl.
I hooked up with a slut last weekend and pulled a Konrad on her.
a dumbshit, who thinks he's cool but sadly to his dismay, everyone hates him, though he doesn't realise it. Thinking he's funny, he's cool, he can get girls. Probably will loose his virginity to a hooker.
Konrad : wow, nice rack ;)
Girl : get away you fucking perv!!
Another word for masturbation
"im going to have a konrad"