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kompotik 

(n) - a strong drink mixed from the following ingredients

1/3 vodka
1/6 redbull
1/6 gatorate
1/6 any sort fruit juice
1/6 any random liquor that you can

The name comes from a Russian word "kompot" that means a refreshing drink made out of water and jam.

Variations:
- Nuclear kompotik - increase the amount of alcohol to at least 60% and instead of vodka use any sort of strong alcohol that you can find. The more different thing you use, the more nuclear it gets.
Man 1: Why were up until sunrise again?

Man 2: I had some kompotik at the party last night. It was best!
kompotik by tokudu September 29, 2011
The only thing you need in your slav life, it has sugar, fruit, babushkas love, honey, and everything else you need inside. Neighbor Vadim keeps on taking it though
Vadim: Babushka made me kompot

Anatoli: No! Boris' kompot
Boris: Vadim! You stole babushkas kompot! Stop taking her kompot, my kvass, and Anatoli's vodka

Vadim: No blyat
Kompot by DATSHOTGUN579 January 3, 2019
- Mom, can I drink some Coke?

- No! Kompot!

- Okay...
Kompot by Ukrainian Girl November 14, 2018
the best drink ever.

moldovan classic.
Virgin: Would you like to drink some vin?

Giga Chad: No thanks, I'll get some kompot.
kompot by Yousucklmao August 6, 2023
a noun defining superior intellect with comedic grandeur. Kompute's are often facetious, in the right way, honest, and great friends. Don't try to Bullsh@t a kompute as they have seen and heard it already. Also, usually into fashion whether voyeur or modelic is anyones call.
That Albert Einstein was a real kompute.
kompute by kompute kellys February 3, 2010
This is one of the most commonly used words in Bulgaria! Kompot means some fruits in a jar with lots of sugar :D !
It tastes like orc ass and smels like dead rats ;) .
Kompot da ti otvorq li?
Should I open some kompot for you?

kompot by DUPAS August 2, 2007