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Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.
Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!
Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013
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A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
The action of having recently supplied or been submitted to a klerfing.

Synonymous with garmpboggled, prktrchked.

In the Game Grumps video "Katamary Damacy: About Town - PART 8 - Game Grumps" this word is defined.
Partario! If you don't stop eating all those apricots you'll be klerfed for sure!

In the Game Grumps video "Katamary Damacy: About Town - PART 8 - Game Grumps" this word is defined.
klerfed by Leminid January 28, 2014

Kalergization 

the process of diluting a nations' culture, history and gene pool through mass immigration, birth rate differences and interbreeding, in order to make them rootless, nationally and behaviorally disunited and easier to control.

Named after Swiss-Japanese globalist and European Union founding father Count Coudenhove Kalergi and his "Kalergi Plan" to create a globalist world order by forcing the wipeout of the White race and the formation of a "Euraso-Negroid" population which would be rootless and less capable of or less compelled to question authority, ruled over by a globalist elite of Jews and other hand-picked

other word forms Kalergizing, Kalergized, Kalergizable, Unkalergizable, etc. etc.
"10% of Sweden is made up of muslims, Arabs, Afghans, Somalis, and the number will pass 20% in a few decades. The majority of rapes are by these minorities, but the Swedish state refuses to publish reports on ethnic data, and the Swedish media constantly attacks the notion of Swedish identity and denies the existence of ethnic Swedes. Its a slippery slope into Kalergization."

"France is becoming Kalergized at an alarming rate. Soon there will be more Mosques than there are Churches, the Arab and Black populations are rapidly outbreeding the native French, and interracial propaganda is repeatedly broadcast through the media, on campus and in pornography."
Kalergization by Schlomosa September 19, 2018
A person who is super awesome, actually, indescribable, because they’re so cool. Words aren’t even enough to describe them and all the awesomeness that they possess.
“Hey did you meet that super cool, super funny and talented girl?”

“Oh ya she’s a total Kelera, and also definitely the favourite child in the family”