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Klonopin, clonopin; basically clonazepam in pill form. Generally 1 or 2mg in dosage.

Kolab is the planet that Yahweh lives on according to Mormonism. Klonopin is a benzodiazapine (benzos), which are anti-anxiety meds. Valium is another, and they are known for being used recreationaly to achieve a euphoric "spacy" effect on the brain. Mormon cosmology is really "spaced out," and Kolob is similar syntactically to Klono, hence doses of clonopin are sometimes called "kolabs" -- especially around drug-using ex-mormons.
"I took three kolabs with a gin and tonic."
by Cyclades April 04, 2008

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