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8.
a guy who is called the captain of jacking off
a guy who jerks off so much he knows the different ways
damn that guys is soo kojak
kojak tell me your ways'
king of sex
has a girl do it for him
by lalanie November 20, 2006
 
1.
To drive straight into a parking space, improbably available right outside the place you were headed, even though this is normally totally impossible to do.

The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.
I went shopping last night and was expecting a lot of trouble parking, but I found a space right in front of the shop. I kojaked!
by Tony and Cherie Blair July 20, 2006
 
2.
To find an empty parking space directly in front of the building you are visiting, regardless of the time of day, or busy urban location. From the televison series "Kojak". The title character would race off to locations in Manhattan and always park right in front of the building.
Sasha totally kojaked it, finding a spot right out front.
by Mark Malloy September 12, 2006
 
3.
A new series on USA that could of been a quality series, but is unfortunately nothing more than a "PC" (politically correct remake.
USA miscalculated severely with the new "PC" Kojak!
by Piranha March 25, 2005
 
4.
A bald-headed man, who is usually white. Otherwise you might refer to him as "black kojak" or "brown kojak"
Don't mess with Kojak girl. He's having a bad hair day.
by Anna Isabella November 02, 2006
 
5.
A parking spot right in front of your destination. Named after the show "Kojak" in which Telly Savales always parked right in front of any building in New York City in the middle of the day, which of course is impossible.
We were meeting Jen and Heather at the restaurant and found a kojak.
by AndreaStarrett September 04, 2006
 
6.
A mixture of cocaine and Prozac. Best taken nasally.
'A couple of lines of Kojak and I wasn't depressed for a month. Who loves ya, baby? No-one, and I don't care!'
by Oddwards August 10, 2008
 
7.
Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.
I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004