Koltypin 

The rare yet dangerous breed of A.I.T.E. teacher that looks and walks like a lesbian Club Penguin character. (DO NOT APPROACH) unless you like suicidal thoughts, 2 minute bathroom breaks, and being ordered to find DIRECT OBJECTS or NOUNS! We have alerted Greenpeace but we have yet to hear back.

The koltypin waddled up to me.

Koltypin by XXXTENTACI0N January 10, 2017

Koltypin 

A Koltypin, also known as a Koltypenguin, is a rare species of teacher that lives in the depths of AITE. Often found waddling the hallways shouting at innocent students to get to class. A Koltypin is a fascinating creature, when it feels threatened it shouts "Come on guys it's June, SHAPE UP!" When it is communicating with other civilization it bangs on the closest desk screaming "DIRECT OBJECT!"

A Koltypin is also known for it's fascination with Latin, as Latin is fun and Latin is the best language. There are few things that distinguish a Koltypin, such as; A potato like body, an ear bleeding inducing voice, nonsensical banter, sausage fingers, and a quadruple chin. But don't dare take a picture as any indication of a phone and you will hear the battle cry "Who are you guys always emailing?!" So be safe, and always remember Latin is fun!

Oh shit, a wild Koltypin has appeared!

I saw a Koltypenguin the other day and I honestly feel so attacked right now.

Koltypin by DirectObject June 7, 2016

Kolty 

A brain-dead Genshin simp that doesn't fucking touch grass. EVER. Also proceeds to reply with "shut up" to everything u say. Even if it's just a hello. Also also sounds like a fucking 8 year old and writes shit nobody cares about ALL THE TIME. STFU YOURSELF. YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF...NOW!!

You're such a Kolty, nobody gives a shit that you're bad at maths.

Kolty by Kloty May 4, 2022

Koltypin 

A rare breed of teacher, native to A.I.T.E. that walks like a penguin, and has the howling voice of a banshee

A wolverine hearder

A Russian banshee, only speaking Latin (Sometimes used by the Russian Mafia to annoy the hell out their enimies and make their ears bleed with un-ending nonsensical banter)

"That woman is such a Koltypin."

"I saw a Koltypin today and nearly shit my pants from all the nonsense she was spewing."

"Ohmygod, stop walking like that.... You look like a Koltypin."

Koltypin by Soupy Turtle November 4, 2012

Kostyantyn

A wonderful, noble man, typically of Ukrainian origin who usually likes being called Kostya and loves fluffy cats and regards himself as a cat sometimes. Also goes by Kostik or Kotik (the Ukrainian word for cat). He was also known for bringing Christianity to the people of Kiev-Rus (modern day Ukraine & Russia) in 988 A.C. Constantine of the Greek Orthodox church and Constantinople.

Kostyantyn prepares an Easter basket for blessing each year at his church right before Easter, but makes sure to remove any fluffy cat hairs before taking it to the church with him.

Kostyantyn by the mojoed life July 3, 2019

kaityn 

a very pretty girl with a kind heart and a beautiful smile. she gives great hugs and can brighten up your day just by making eye contact. she's very geeky but everyone loves her for it. she's generally obsessed with a tv show or movie and is always proud to show her true colors. she avoids conflict and tries to make everyone's lives better.

person 1: woah! kaityn is so nice!
person 2: I know right!

kaityn by PyschadelicDoggo December 28, 2016

kotyhoroshko 

kotyhoroshko |kɒtyhɒˈrɔːʃkɒ|
noun
1 a person that has his personal blog in all possible blog systems for a couple of years, maintains a theme blog on social networks and regularly goes abroad to take part in blogcamps;

2 (informal) a secretive person

3 the main hero of a ukrainian fairy-tale of the same name; strong, fearless hero

I don't feel like kotyhoroshking today. I'd better have some sleep.

You are such a kotyhoroshko! Is there a web service you don't have blog at?

kotyhoroshko by kubotai May 7, 2009