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Kohoutek 

A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.

The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”
Kohoutek by Goofnut June 27, 2022
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Eli Kohout 

To be bad at a video game, and spend a shit ton of money to make yourself mediocre.
Man I suck ass at this game, I’m gonna pull an Eli Kohout so I’m a little bit better.
Eli Kohout by gajaman October 3, 2018
Japanese for "Little Spring"
Also, usually a small Japanese woman, who is sometimes quite moody.
"Hey Koharu, whats up?"
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Wow. Sorry."
Koharu by ClearlyTrue April 2, 2009
Meaning Cock in Czech

Also meaning total badass
That guy is a huge kohout
Kohout by Babyfacekohout January 4, 2012
A incredibly cute and awesome girl who is typically relatively short and really good at gymnastics. She has a very childish and energetic personality and is always fun to spend time with. Koharu will often have chickens-likely one of which is named meatball- and she generally loves dogs. If you know a Koharu in your life cherish her because she is a hot commodity.
Wow is that Koharu over there? She’s so beautiful!

Wow that girl is really funny I bet her name is Koharu.
Koharu by SallyTheChicken November 21, 2021
She is mean at first but so lovable and cute. A very hardworking girl that doesn't know what is rest, and keeps doing lots and lots of works. Ate bagel on Monday~~.
"My girlfriend is a kokoruu, she really is my type."
kokoruu by cheesu March 6, 2020