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Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.
Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!
Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013
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Kogler Kole Koleman Kolleen kohle kohler koleton kolles kollegah kegler
A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
The worst country in the world.
Arstotzka much better.
This is bad country.
do not go for summer vacations.
Go to Arstotzka Instead.
Everyone: "this country is the worst thing ever"
Everyone else: "yes it is. Kolechia sucks."
kolechia by Jorji Costava November 18, 2014

koblex kid 

An insult adressed to a person, usually used by low IQ League of Legends players. It means that the person is deranged and autistic, behaving like a child.
"Fucking koblex kid." -possible League of Legends player
"Damn that Lee Sin is such a koblex kid." -real League of Legends player
koblex kid by Ravensoul4321 January 23, 2022
to connect, to link or to couple ( kobl or koble, present tense kobler, passive kobles)
The classmates had similar ideas for their projects, so they kobled their ideas together.
Koble by litmaster4 July 15, 2017