kodak moment

a photo opportunity, usually of a cheesy and/or embarassing pose with or without the model's knowledge of the photo being taken.

*someone is fast asleep looking funny*

Person 1: (takes photo with camera) got it

Person 2: haha what a kodak moment

by junkmailjunkie June 6, 2007

Kodak Moment

An event for which you or someone wished someone nearby had a camera to take a picture.

When we went to the zoo Amanda fell into the gorilla cage. It was such a Kodak moment!

by kalley treay June 9, 2007

Dirty Kodak Moment

A female you work with is extremely attractive. You know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. To resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. You then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. After you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.

Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.

by Frank Bastard April 16, 2008

Kodak Moment

during head when a girl is doing her job and your just about to "finish" you pull it out of her mouth and bust it on her face. (in the mean time you have prepared a camera sitting on the bathroom counter next to you) and then as she goes to wipe the sticky substance from her face you proceed to say smile and take a picture

Craig: hey bro check this shit out!
Jake: wtf is that? somebody had a bad night haha
Craig: yeah i pulled the old kodak moment on her ass cuz she was pissing me off haha.
hello facebook!!:D

by GSR420 October 12, 2010