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Kobe Bryant 

One of the 3 greatest basketball players to ever lace me up. We all yelled Kobe when shooting fade-away jumpers. He made us motivated and us hoopers inspired to jack up jumpers from 50! We will never forget you RIP KOBE JELLY BEAN BRYANT
Kobe Bryant

Guy 1: Yo you heard about Kobe?

Guy 2: Yeah that man would give you 81 on any day!!
Kobe Bryant by JayBoss18 January 26, 2020
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Kobe Bryant 

an amazing person. a legend that deserves all the love and attention so does his daughter. RIP legend. #MAMBA
“What’s your favorite numberS?”

Kobe Bryant’s number 8 and 24”
Kobe Bryant by btscoolkids January 26, 2020

pulling a kobe bryant

when a guy cheats on his wife then gives her an expensive gift (preferably jewelery) so she forgets about what he did.
Man, did you hear that guy banged that bitch then started pulling a kobe bryant so his wife wouldnt get mad.
pulling a kobe bryant by XTDave November 21, 2006

Kobe Bryant 

A precocious basketball player who came to the NBA in 1996, plays to this day for the LA Lakers, has been to 7 championships and won 5, two of them without Shaquille O´neal. In the summer of 2003, he was accused of rape, but was found innocent of rape and guilty of adultery. In my opinion, the 2nd best player next to Michael Jordan.
Did you see that dunk by Kobe Bryant?
Yeah, what a spectacular dunk!
Kobe Bryant by david faustino September 22, 2012

Kobe Bryant death 

Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter died in a tragic helicopter accident on the morning of the 26th of January. RIP Kobe Bryant, 1978 - 2020
Kobe Bryant death
"do you remember kobe bryant?"
"yeah, shame he died"

Kobe Bryant 

PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE COME BACK KOBE
Man I can’t believe Kobe Bryant is gone.
Kobe Bryant by Thereal🥴 February 13, 2020

Kobe Bryant condoms

the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.
Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:

Kobe "Hey, do me."

Lady "I'd rather not."

Kobe "I wasn't asking."
Kobe Bryant condoms by 1234567890zz December 13, 2009