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Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses. Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.
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something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room jamal shoots and he scores! kobe!
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An exclamation, referring to talented basketball player and alleged rapist Kobe Bryant, used when someone does something requiring skill or great luck pretending to be skill. Created by Dave Chappelle when throwing a used condom into the trash can after prematurely ejaculating in an episode of Chappelle Show. (Tosses piece of trash toward the trash can, goes in) KOBE!
(Takes a shot in pool, goes into a completely different pocket then the player anticipated) KOBE! |
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a person who enjoys ass-pounding females relentlessly damn girl my ass is sore, billy did a kobe on me last night !
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Kobe's in deep shit.
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to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado. i swear! it was consensual!
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A famous basketball player. He is very good, has lots of fans and lots of haters. He is no where near as good as michael jordan but he is the closest to mike in the nba right now, excluding lebron. He averages like 25 points a games and like 4 assists throughout his career.
Something you say after you make a basket. A word that was made very popular by a funny black man named dave chappelle . Fan - Yo, kobe is nice, he gets mad points.
Hater - Cuz he's a ballhog. Fan - No he's still gets like 5 assists a game. Fan - You got to admit that kobe's "the man". Hater - Yea well... he's still a raper. Dave Chappelle - Yea son, yea. You want some of that? kobeeeee. *Scores basket. |
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When you throw a piece of trash into a trash can, you celebrate by making it and you exclaim Kobe! Sitting at a lunch table, throw away a bad sandwhich, make it in. "KOBE!!"
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