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A big ol', gigantic, gah damn behemoth of a booty one discovers whilst hunting for ass. When a kastrom makes it's presence, it will be known to even the blindest of all niggas. A kastrom can be dangerous if misused as well. Records indicate kastroms of such gargantuan proportions that caused epileptic seizures among all men whom look directly into it. Aside from the mental degradation of our society from the glorification of these "bouncing booties" as some scholars have deemed, a kastrom can be used as a weapon as well. Many a cases have been reported in which a bitch ass hoe was twerking on her piece of shit deadbeat nigga of a husband, she threatened to suffocate him by sitting on him if the lil niglet did not cough up his fucking child-support. What a pain in the ass...
Daquan: "Ayy nigga, you seent Shekaina lately?"
Tyrece: "Nah nigga I done told u I aint fuck with them rachet ass hoes no mo'"
Daquan: "Mo u trippin, she got the platik soorgoory these kim kardashian bitches be getting. She got that ass now fam@
Tyrece: "Nigga u lyin. How big it be do?"

Daquan: "A kastrom."
Tyrece: "!!!!!! That amount of ass is considered illegal contraband in some countries"
Daquan: "ye nig so lets hit it nd quit it before that nigga Darell find out. Shekaina said we could run a train"
Tyrece: "Sheet if it really is a kastrom, we gon need more than just a train. Gon need air force one to make a dent"
kastrom by The Kastrom Killer Klan August 25, 2018
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Konstantina

NAME
GENDER: Female
USAGE: Greek

A very pretty modest girl. She is stubborn and is very independent. A smart person who has a great personality. Is a good person to hang out with and nice when you get to know her but shy if you don't. If you get on her darkside she can turn into an enemy! Very kind person and always tries to find the good side in every bad situation. Great person to talk to and is very honest. She gives really good advice. Very creative and funny and is loved by many.
Person 1: God, Konstantina is perfect
Konstantina by tatarata September 17, 2013

Konstantino 

A name of one of the hardest people alive, easily the coolest guy when he walks in the room, no question that all the hoes are looking at him whenever he pulls up to any event, even an event like Gekyume's Circumcision ceremony. If you see a Konstantino roaming around he is probably dripped out in some Ferragamo's and an iced out gold chain. Konstantino is a hoop god, and the likes of LeBron James and Michael Jordan bow down to him when he's on the court. Overall, a Konstantino is likely to steal your bitch and drown in that cash. He is no question the guy that everybody wants to be.
Hoe: Oh my God it's Konstantino I want him to fuck me so bad.
Dude: I was at his basketball game the other day and he dropped like 147 points and blocked everyone on the court at least 13 times.
Hoe: I'm gonna go try and talk to him
Hoe: Hi Konstantino!
Konstantino: Silence bitch I'm bout to go lay wood on Gigi Hadid
Konstantino by Youngchungus April 18, 2019

Khaste nabashid 

Persian expression of a nice wish for some one who has done a good work.

The word-by-word translation is "Do not be tired" and it is implied to appreciate the work of the other person and wish for them that their tiresome goes away very soon.
A: Done. I finished cleaning all the 100 windows of the house.
B: Khaste nabashid!
Khaste nabashid by MoNo November 29, 2011

Konstance 

Konstance Is a girl that just sticks out from the rest, you can try as hard as you want but you will NEVER find a girl like her...her personality will have you sprung from the second you meet her and you’ll never wanna leave her side. And don’t get me started on her looks! She’s drop dead gorgeous but she’s humble and doesn’t brag about it. If you find a Konstance keep her and never let her go!
Boy: damn that guy got him a Konstance.
Konstance by Kfhvhvjfis May 30, 2019
Kasträsh can be used if someone is on the toilet and you can just scream "KASTRÄSH" and they have to come out even if they are in the middle of peeing.
Oh wow look Susan is on the toilet let's get her out KASTRÄSH
Susan runs out immediately.
Kasträsh by thelizard876 April 27, 2022