| 1. | knuckle hugger | ||
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Slang for a tight men’s swimsuit that proudly displays a man’s genitalia without modesty. Such skimpy suits are often worn by competitive swimmers, gay men, professional body builders and European men. The name, knuckle hugger, comes from the form fitting design of the garment which “hugs” the knuckle and leaves very little to the imagination of onlookers. The connotation of the term emphasizes the brazen immodesty or humor associated with wearing a skin tight bathing suit in public. Stacey always attends the high school swim meets with Jen. They love to ogle their classmates scantily clad in nothing but knuckle huggers.
Ted was embarrassed to walk out of the locker room wearing his knuckle huggers. I can’t believe he is wearing those knuckle huggers! Oh wait, didn’t you say he was from Italy? I think that is normal for them. That bathing suit is too tight! I can totally see your knuckle. It’s a real knuckle hugger. |
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| 2. | Moose knuckle | ||
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Male version of a camel toe.
The man camel toe occurs when a guy wears pants that are too tight around the crotch. The pants are also called nut huggers. mooseknuckle moose knuckle
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| 3. | sperm killers | ||
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pants that are worn by males that are too hot are too tight; usually refered in the first person "man I should not have worn these sperm killers to the golf course today."
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| 4. | Magnum PI's | ||
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Very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980's and were a staple of Tom Selleck's wardrobe in the popular television series Magnum P.I. These shorts usually clearly outline one's package and leave nothing to the imagination. Frequently worn by those with a mullet. I was out of clean clothes so I threw on some Magnum PI's. I spent all day tucking back the meat to keep from playin turtle and scaring the locals.
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| 5. | Cincinnati Splitter | ||
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When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants. I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.
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| 6. | mumblers | ||
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very tight trousers/leggings worn by women. stavros to richard: henrietta is wearing those vile mumblers again. you know, the ones where you can see the lips moving, but can't understand what the cunt is saying....
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| 7. | Plumb Smugglers | ||
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A pair of pants worn by a male that are extremely tight. Dude, nice Plumb Smugglers. I can count your pubes through those things.
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