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Knotts Scary Farm 

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The term used by locals to discribe the event. While There you can purchase Berry Punch.
Last night i went to Knotts Scary Farm and shit myself. OMFG

knotts berry farm 

the most flippin ghetto ass park in the universe. we don't get paid shit to run around getting dumb ass guests their tossed salads and "turros." Please people, it's a "churro," they're not mexican, they're from god damn Texas.
Sally's Sipper in Knotts Berry Farm's Camp Snoopy

Guest: Hey bro, you got any free churros?
Employee: I'm sorry sir. I'm not authorized to give free merchandise, but if you would like you could purchase one for $3.83.
Guest: K bro, one churro please.
Employee: I'm sorry sir but the churros are still cooking. They'll be ready in about 15 minutes.

knotts island 

A small town in currituck county NC. The best place in the world. No niggers allowed. Some people call it "the vape town". This shit is lit up in this bitch. Come on down to have the best time of your life. If you live in VA or currituck and have not been to Knotts island your life sucks. Every guy on Knotts island has a huge dick.
Jim Bob:Bro where should we go party and have the best day of my fucking life.

Tim: bro let's go to Knotts island that place is lit

Jim Bob:ok let me grab my vape
knotts island by Savageniqaa September 18, 2016

knotts landing 

A place upon the mountain where a Knott resides. Knott is an old english term referring to a mountain top, or ridgeline. Knotts Landing should have a good vantage to survey the valley or lowlands below. Coined from the Scottish Highlanders and the brothers of thistle.
"Lets go to Knotts Landing"
"Lets not and say we did."
"What is the fun in that?"
"I dunno lets just go to 'the lil wal' and wait for him there instead."
knotts landing by knotts knot February 4, 2010

Knotts Berry Farm 

southern mexifornia park where fairy's set around lick jam & jellies.
Yo eastern dudes buy Knotts Berry Farm jam, makes a good personal lube, and when in california eat at Knotts Berry Farm they have good chicken n dumplings, hog jause N cowyard greens gud down home cookin.... CHOW

Knotts Ghetto Farm 

people from cali most likely call knotts ghetto which means that there are constant fights/fights like where it’s in the hood
smn 1: bro we should go to knotts berry farm

smn 2: you mean knotts ghetto farm? bc it’s so ghetto

smn 1: tf u mean