the most flippin ghetto ass
park in the universe. we don't get paid shit to run around getting dumb ass guests their tossed salads and "turros." Please people, it's a "
churro," they're not
mexican, they're from god damn Texas.
Sally's Sipper in Knotts
Berry Farm's Camp Snoopy
Guest: Hey bro, you got any
free churros?
Employee: I'm sorry sir. I'm not authorized to give
free merchandise, but if you would like you could purchase one for $3.83.
Guest: K bro, one churro please.
Employee: I'm sorry sir but the churros are still cooking. They'll be ready in about 15 minutes.