| 1. | Knocks Me Sick | ||
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Knocks me sick or knocked me sick is the word describing complete disgust; literally so horrible that it 'knocks' one sick. The phrase is a word originating in Liverpool and is mainly used by 'scousers' (people from merseyside). person1)"ew this bowl of scouse had baked beans in; it knocks me sick
person 1) "eeee mate did you see that lad the other day?" person 2) "yeah I did lird and his face knocked me sick |
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| 2. | Wizzledom | ||
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Wisdom from an old and weary man or woman who grew up in the harsh urban environment and went to the School of Hard Knocks. Tim: "Man, yesterday I had a talk with my old uncle Joe. That dude has a lot of wizzledom. He told me how to win over ladies, how to find good deals, how to get out of legal trouble, and even how to make a kiss-ass stereo."
Gavin: "Wow, I wish my gramps had that kind of know-how, but the poor guy got alzheimers." |
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| 3. | wedgie | ||
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a wedgie is when somone grabs the weiestband of ur underwear and lifts it up in the air. Examples are hanging, atomic and melvin wedgie. Note: To avoid wedgies... Wear Boxers! Bullys wont get u if u wear boxers.. maybe ur friend will for a joke though. if u dont like boxers and still like briefs... WEAR BOXER BREIFS!!! if u dont like the feeling of boxers like me. switch to boxer briefs... they'll think its boxers so u wont get wedgied and they feel like briefs. u can do wat i do. wear briiefs on weekendsa nd boxer breifs at school Last yeaar when i was in 7th grade. i went over my friend Chaud's house. His parents had left and said they would be back in like an hour or so. So that meant it was just me, chaud and his older bro who was 16. About 10 minutes after his parents left. Chaud had said brb. I was standing in his room waiting for himt o come back. Chaud had came back in the room, snuck up behbind me and pansted me... Hs older bro just runs in the room. knocks me over, and slides my jeans right off..There i was just standin there.. in my tighty whiteys, shirt and socks. *mom made us take off shoes* Chaud had said 'wanna fly' i said 'wat u mean' he then grabbed my tighty whiteys and lifted me up in the air then had placed me on a door hook in his room. He mde me hang there for 10 minutes just laughing. Then he said... he'll let me down if i let him and his bro balltap me 2xs each. Since we were only 12. we werent realy developed so i agreeed. He said i had to call myself a lil fag so i did. ' i said 'ima lil fag' he balltapped me 2 times. His bro balltapped me and hung on me so my underweawr was wayyyyyyyy up in my but. They finally let me down. I fixed my tighty whiteys and had asked for my pants back. They said they woould give them to me later. i said watever since it was only my friend chaud. he was a guy 2 so it didnt matter. I then grabbed his underwera and lifteed him up but he then balltapped me again and i fell. He then gave me an attomic wedgie! my underwera still didnt rip!!!! my und... more...
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| 4. | KTT | ||
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Knocks To That
Meaning, you agree with what others may be saying at the time wheather it be an idea or a feeling. It's a form of expressing one's agreement with something without speaking. P1: I really miss camp
P2: KTT P1: To me community means equality and kindness towards everyone P2: KTT |
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| 5. | Door Knob | ||
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When a man sticks his penis through a hotel door hanging "Do Not Disturb" sign and answers the door to whom ever knocks. Bro I went to the wrong room and the and some 60 year old man door knobbed me!
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| 6. | spock wash | ||
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When someone dressed as Spock knocks you out, takes you to his "spaceship", or his bedroom, and unloads unhealthy amounts of semen into your mouth and other holes. "Oh my god some creep at comic-con gave me the spock wash!"
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| 7. | tacklehump | ||
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The process in which a tacklehumper leaps into the air and knocks down their victim. At which point they begin thrusting their pelvis into the victim (humping). Typically this "humping stage" lasts only a short while, for the element of surprise is the predatorily tacklehumpers only advantage. The longer the tacklehumper stays in place the greater the danger, and the more likely the tacklehumper is to fall the victim of a retaliatory hump. /me tacklehumps muld’y in the eye then quickly scampers off.
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