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15.
when a person says something unbelievably not funny, that does deserve a punch in the face, literally.
"why did the sheep cross the road?"
"because it was the chicken's day off."
"Oh my god, that is such a knockout!"
by Mr Not Funny April 15, 2009
 
16.
Take a big ass hit of headies off a bong...
hold it...
take a shot of vodka...
still hold it...
chug a beer through a beer bong...
still holding it...
blow a fat ass line of coke...
exhale...
knockedout...
3 min after a knockout...

"i think im dead...
but at the same time...
alive...
im fucked up right now man...
fuck..."
by TrifectaHH September 13, 2008