Knockometer 

Derbysharian slang for 'Hammer'.

"Hammer that nail in with your new knockometer!"

Knockometer by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

knockoneoffthewrist 

The male act of masturbation to strum one off the wrist or to plain and simply have a wank

Im just going to knock one off the wrist, wont be long boys

knockoneoffthewrist by steve March 5, 2003

knockered-up 

The state of having one breast enhanced. Boob upgrade

Ash had a smokin body, but even more so now that she knockered-up.

knockered-up by phocusthepoet November 2, 2008

knockhole 

Any hole on your body in which you can get fucked

Adam likes to put his knockhole out for all the little children

knockhole by Pimp dizzle May 13, 2005

knockered

Not actually slang for anything sexual...but it sounds like it should be, shouldn't it?

Bastardization of knackered. Sounds like knocked up.

1: I hear you were up all night last night...
2: Yeah, I was getting knockered by my girl

3: "I was knockered, then I was right knackered"

4: Knockered isn't sexual slang for anything, but it SHOULD be.

5: I'm already knackered enough as it is.
6: Knackered? Surely you mean KNOCKERED!

knockered by CannedLizard February 10, 2004

Knockered

Monumentally fucked

Trinity downed a bottle of vodka and was absolutely knockered

Knockered by Taishokukitten November 22, 2016

knockered

having testicles removed.

"my dog is going to the vet tomorrow to get knockered." "if his girlfriend finds out what he did he'll end up knockered."

knockered by slippery giblets September 26, 2018