A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.
The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: (Phrase A).
Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?
Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).
Here is a knock-knock joke:
Reginald: Who's there?
Reginald: 'Em' who?
George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!
A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. The surprise element thus becoming the joke.
A standard joke turned into Anti-Joke:
A man walks into a bar. His alcohol problem is destroying his family.
Riddle joke turned into Anti-Joke:
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.
Knock Knock joke turned into Anti-Joke
"It's the police. There has been an accident. Your wife is in intensive care"
the key word in a classic "knock-knock" joke.
nat: who's there?
nat: argo who?
pat: ARGO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
A type of joke that is not a joke at all. It is just a surprising twist on a joke. Kinda like a big middle finger to the face.
Here are some Anti Jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
|5.||Tiny fucked a stump|
A seemingly meaningless, probably inside joke found in the special features section of Rob Zombie's "house of 1000 corpses". It features the cast of the movie telling a knock knock joke that makes little sense.
Baby- Knock Knock
Otis-fish boy who?
Baby-Tiny fucked a stump!
FUCK ME TINY, FUCK ME!
The concept that when presented with the set-up for a joke, the listener willingly moves the joke forward toward the punch-line in a timely manner. Poor joke-etiquette refers to the practice of the listener attempting to figure out the punchline or delaying the telling in order to steal the teller's thunder, thus spoiling his/her efforts.
An example of good joke-etiquette.
bob: knock, knock.
neil: who's there? (=good joke-etiquette)
bob: go fuck yourself!
An example of poor joke-etiquette.
bob: knock, knock.
neil: go fuck yourself, I hate knock, knock jokes! (=poor joke-etiquette.)
A formal way of greeting amongst brothers. Also a synonym for the classic knock knock joke.