| 1. | Knock-Knock Joke | ||
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A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.
The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows: Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: (Phrase A). Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who? Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line). Here is a knock-knock joke:
George: Knock-knock. Reginald: Who's there? George: Em. Reginald: 'Em' who? George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking! |
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| 2. | Anti-Joke | ||
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A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. The surprise element thus becoming the joke. A standard joke turned into Anti-Joke:
A man walks into a bar. His alcohol problem is destroying his family. Riddle joke turned into Anti-Joke: Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color. Knock Knock joke turned into Anti-Joke "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "It's the police. There has been an accident. Your wife is in intensive care" |
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| 3. | argo | ||
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the key word in a classic "knock-knock" joke. pat: knock-knock!
nat: who's there? pat: argo. nat: argo who? pat: ARGO FUCK YOURSELF!!! |
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| 4. | Anti Joke | ||
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A type of joke that is not a joke at all. It is just a surprising twist on a joke. Kinda like a big middle finger to the face. Here are some Anti Jokes
Joke: Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass. Question: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus. Knock-Knock Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident |
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| 5. | Tiny fucked a stump | ||
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A seemingly meaningless, probably inside joke found in the special features section of Rob Zombie's "house of 1000 corpses". It features the cast of the movie telling a knock knock joke that makes little sense. Baby- Knock Knock
Otis-who's there? Baby-fish boy Otis-fish boy who? Baby-Tiny fucked a stump! me-??? knock knock whos's there? stump stump who? FUCK ME TINY, FUCK ME! |
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| 6. | joke-etiquette | ||
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The concept that when presented with the set-up for a joke, the listener willingly moves the joke forward toward the punch-line in a timely manner. Poor joke-etiquette refers to the practice of the listener attempting to figure out the punchline or delaying the telling in order to steal the teller's thunder, thus spoiling his/her efforts. An example of good joke-etiquette.
bob: knock, knock. neil: who's there? (=good joke-etiquette) bob: go fuck yourself! An example of poor joke-etiquette. bob: knock, knock. neil: go fuck yourself, I hate knock, knock jokes! (=poor joke-etiquette.) |
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| 7. | nuck nuck | ||
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A formal way of greeting amongst brothers. Also a synonym for the classic knock knock joke.
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