worthless mommas boy; pansy ass MF!; non fatherly type; the knock you up and run away kind; refuses to cut his nails or blow his nose because his mommy doesnt make him bathe....NASTY
Damn you smell like a Shawn
|121.||Catch The Oompa Loompa|
When you see (a) orange tinted, spray-tanned Dwarf(s) or midget(s) that you mistake for an Oompa Loompa on the loose. You then proceed to catch the little b*tch in order to get a reward for your deeds...hopefully. Willy Wonka would be proud of your efforts!
Homegirl1: Ohh shit look its a oompa loompa on da loose! Girl we need to return it to Wonka's Chocolate Factory, den we'll get more money den a bitch! Ahh! Lets go Catch the Oompa Loompa !
WhiteLady1: Thats not a oompa loompa! Thats a Midget! Don't be rude!
Homegirl2: Bitch shut the hell up! You a blind ass bitch!
(Homegirl1 + Homegirl2 then push WhiteLady1 out of the way and run after the midget and attack him, throwing him into a garbage bag and slapping him against an object in order to knock him out.)
Homegirl1: Okay now we need to go to fedex or shit!
The Angry Muzzeldini is bascially a mix between the muzzel loader, the houdini and an angry pirate. In order for an Angry Muzzeldini to be executed perfectly the perpitrator will need a can of dip (Skoal, grizzly or coppenhagen for best results) a friend and a bitch who'll take it in the pooper. Whilst fucking a girl with a nice pinch in your mouth you will scoop out the dip and procede to place the dip on the inside rim of her asshole. At this point you will pull out and let your friend who was hiding in the closet come out and push the dip into her anus with his dick. Next you will need to run outside and knock on the window to show the girl that you are no longer the one fucking her. Your friend will finally pull out, and once she turns around to see who is actually fucking her, will nutt in her eye followed by a swift kick to the shin. The end result is a girl with tobacco in her ass, being fucked by a stranger whilst looking like a pirate.
Dude Hannah freaked the fuck out when Jack and I pulled off the Angry Muzzeldini
Simplified enough for a console, though not always their fault. Or have the feel of a halfhearted port to the PC from console.
Either: Overlapping key assignments, for example tap for one thing, hold for another (DX:HR knock out/kill), or different effects in different situations (run/cover mass effect, or free run/jump assassins creed). Basically the controls feel cramped, and could be easily spread out on the keyboard/(8 button)mouse.
OR: Interface optimised for console, then ported to PC (eg: Deus Ex: Human revolutions - hacking, witcher 2 abilities, assassins creed select menu... etc etc etc). Alternatively crippled graphics for the PC, so consoles can run it too.
OR: The game just feels dumbed down, so that it would work with consoles not having a mouse (eg: Deus Ex: invisible war - 'simplified' inventory), or even more frustrating, not being able to select stuff on an interface with a mouse, but rather having to go through an awkward series of up down left and rights.
OR: Finally, and it has to be said: story modified for a 'console' audience.
Example of most consolification: Modern Warfare 2 (story, graphics, keys overlapping, and no looking around corners).
Example of a console game brought to the PC: Assassins Creed
Teagan is a lying skank, and an ugly fake bitch she treats everyone like shit. She's a white indian. Everything that comes from her mouth is utter bull shit, dont ever date a teagan especially a tall blonde one cause they will lye too you, and cheat on you and treat you like shit. dont even think about being friends with one either. she may look innocent & sweet but in actual fact shes a big fat ugly thangg LOL. one day someone is going to knock her dot of her for head.
you: eyy look theres a tall blonde girl thats acting all bitchy and thinking that she owns the place, i that teagan?
Me: oh yeah wtf? thats teagan louise. she just so ugly, is she dumb? she better run or i will shoot her up the bum with a gun.
A very High Ball, bowled in Cricket
The bowler sends a ball down the crease but lets the ball loose at the top of his swing, resulting in a very high 'full toss' type ball, coming down on the Batsman's head, often a No Ball.
Defined so as it comes out of the sky so fast that if it hit a donkey on the head it would knock it out.
the opposite of a 'P-Roller' which goes along the ground towards the batsman's feet.
'England require four runs to take the game in the ninth over before tea here at Edgbaston. Lilley makes his run up and... Oh No he's sent it high, its a real Donkey Dropper, Brearley has his hands over his head, its coming down fast...with snow on it'
To knock someone down by force. You run at them and fall into them. Happens a lot in football.
The Patriots defensive line tackled him so hard, his helmet broke!