|1.||Knock and don't run|
A game similar to Ding Dong Ditch without the Ditching in which you try to confuse the victim and get them pissed off.
"Hey...What do you want?"
"What do you mean what do you want you knocked on my door..."
"What no this is my house...you knocked on my door"
Feature on the youtube video Balls of steel knock and don't run
|2.||Ding-Dong Don't Ditch|
Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.
Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.
|3.||tanky tanky la salle|
a man who takes pictures of kids and if you knock and run on his door he will follow you to wherever you lead him, he is like the terminator, he never gives up.
hey lets go knock on tanky tanky la salle! ok (after knocking) now dont you boys have anything better to be doing than knocking on my door? FUCK YOU LA SALLE!
|4.||Slash and Dash|
a fantastic game to play when drunk in a road/town you dont live in; the game starts by ringing the doorbell, then as quickly as possible take a 'slash' or 'piss' on the doorstep. if you can finish before someone answers the door, you win! if not, good luck explaining what you were doing.
i was playing a game of slash and dash last nite,
yh what happened?
lets just say i aint welcome round me nans house anymore
|5.||horror movie rules|
When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.more...
Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone.
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum or any other house of the dead.
If you are searching for something which caused a loud noise and you find out it's just the cat, leave the room immediatey if you value your life.
If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
Do not take *anything* from the dead.
If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
Do not fool around with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
If you're running away from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to c...
|6.||jean claude van damme|
Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Jean Claude Van Damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. He is a isperation to all. Great Guy
Music that some "hip hop" artists produce...like those songs directed at girls or the rapper himself/herself does not show that they are good lyricist but somehow a favorite at the club, maybe its catchy and can be listened by those "white folk" that say "I like hip hop, I listen to" so and so but they have no idea about the hip hop culture. I think those artists cannot be looked as one who wins battles or is very influential. I think 50 cent and Eminem are becoming a trend but if you listen to their other tracks on their albums or mixtape sh*t they show their skills(I think Em is a very talented becuz of his "Big Daddy Kane sh_t" he makes words you wonteven condsider to rhyme and makes it work. He uses his prononciation to the fullest) not like other artists, who i think are like hip hop knock-offs. No skills...check. Known to just about everyone...check. Soft...check!
Girl 1- (at the club)hey girl, this is MY song! Lets go dance, come on.
Girl 2- NO! whatever its my song.
(the girls dont walk, they run to the dance floor and shake their little pancakes)
Such artists as Nelly,Ja rule...etc.