Created by popping your old fella in a hot dog bun, decorating to your own specification, before placing the finished article on a suitably-sized plate (your mileage may vary), held at or around waist level; best offered to unsuspecting female friends and/or relatives. Onions/relish optional.
Steve: "Hey, nice knobdog! But dude - where's the mustard?"
by Evil Rob October 23, 2006