Knobbit
Apparently, **** has a knobbit
Knobbit by The Gun Penguin December 1, 2014
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Knobbit
A rare breed of animated dick found only in closets and porn star drawers. It is a cross between a knob and a hobbit. It is also known as the Halfthing. Sexual encounters with it are usually fatal. Noted for an extreme fondness for Jews; one of the biggest little-known factors for low population of Jews in the world.
"I banged a knobbit!" Berg Bergson Bergman, Jew Supreme, Last Words.
"There's not a Jew to screw left!" Akaman Bangaman Bergson, Knobbit of the Dick.
"There's not a Jew to screw left!" Akaman Bangaman Bergson, Knobbit of the Dick.
Knobbit by fuckoffimnottellingyoumyname July 6, 2011
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Knobbit • Knobbing • knobbin • Knobbing Off • Klobbit • knobbatron • Knobbie • Knobbie-Wankie • Knobbing out • Knobbing the bird
Dick knobbing
A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
Dick knobbing by MisterFellow August 26, 2010
Snot Knobbing
A deviant sexual act involving the use of sinus mucus. Specifically, an individual will blow snot (mucas) from their nose on to the penis, vagina and/or anus and then masturbate, fellate or penetrate the subject using the nasal mucas as lubrication to bring the subject to climax.
Upon getting approval from his spouse to engage in Snot Knobbing...the sexual partner emptied her nasal passages (mucas) on to his genitals and proceeded to fellate him to ejaculation.
Snot Knobbing by Jocko Love November 8, 2013
Shift-Knobbing
Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
Shift-Knobbing by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
knobbin off
the act of getting caught while beating your meat, stroking your salami, spanking your monkey, etc; then blowing your knob nectar all over the perpetrater.
Paul got caught knobbin off in the boys' room by mr J. too bad fo him, he's now got a pearl necklace.
knobbin off by blumpkinsforall November 1, 2008
Hot Knobbing
An upward motion with the hands that some DJ's make as if the knobs on their mixer are hot to the touch.
We thought the DJ was awesome until he started hot knobbing and ruined the vibe.
She thinks hot knobbing makes her a cool DJ but it just looks ridiculous.
When a pro DJ is hot knobbing you may not even notice it but when a newbie is hot knobbing he is probably not even actually changing anything.
She thinks hot knobbing makes her a cool DJ but it just looks ridiculous.
When a pro DJ is hot knobbing you may not even notice it but when a newbie is hot knobbing he is probably not even actually changing anything.
Hot Knobbing by anonymous March 12, 2021