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40. knob
Similar to the word newb, or newbie. Used in online chats, specifically gaming chat rooms.
Hey, that guy was a total knob.
by Tim Hansen Nov 27, 2003 add a video
1. Knob
Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person

To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse

See also knob-head
1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."
by Stuart Fletcher Nov 1, 2004 add a video
2. knob
The glans, the penis head
"His penis is so short that it is only a knob"
3. knob
the male organ, penis.
Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"
by simon Dec 24, 2003 add a video
4. knob
1. Slightly less harsh term for the male anatomy than pecker or dick.

2. Also can be used as a term similar to goof, tool or moron.

1. I went to the Yukon during the winter and almost froze my knob when I took a whiz outside after the party.

2.Dude, did you hear Bill locked the keys in his car again - what a knob!
5. knob
A complete moron (see tool)
Dude - you're such a fucking nob!
by Hepcat Jan 24, 2003 add a video
6. Knob
The name that is given to an individual that is being a complete moron, idiot or dumb-ass. Also lacking in common sense.
Bob: Man you see that Lakers game?
Derek: Yeah bro.
Bob: Man I love hockey.
Derek to Lindsey: Whaaaaatta knob.
7. knob
british slang for penis
"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington
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