Knifey-Spoony 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

Knifey-Spoony by I am so bored. June 10, 2004

Knittys 

Plural Noun: What Brian David Gilbert calls his knees

Hey, does anyone know why Brian calls them knittys
My mood is high just like my knittys

Knittys by carpet wizard April 21, 2019

Knifey balley 

A game similar to "five finger fillet" but instead of using fingers the body part of choice is a set of testicles where a few participants lay there scrot sacks on a table and the last pair of balls to be penetrated wins.

Awh dude did you see that guy get messed up in a game of knifey balley?

Knifey balley by balleyRossey April 20, 2019

My Little Knifey 

My Little Knifey is the best and it’s used to kill tiny ants

-by Yi

Bobby: Dude what’s My Little Knifey?
Timmy: Bro it’s used to kill ants

My Little Knifey by Yi November 21, 2018

knifey-spooney 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"

knifey-spooney by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014

Knitty 

Irving Aguilera

Knitty only gets his accessories made by Hand! Preferably knitted garments by hand.

Knitty by Knitty July 7, 2023

Knifey Spoony 

A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.

"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"

Knifey Spoony by J. Stephen September 1, 2009