| 1. | flesh knife | ||
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Penis, cock, dick, wang, johnson. I stabbed her with my flesh knife.
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| 2. | jack-knife | ||
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another term for a rude person, synonymous with asshole, jerk, dick, bastard
a way to curse without offending your grandparents 1) Dude, look at that jack-knife over there, what a douche!!
2) Quit being a jack-knife!! |
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| 3. | dirty pork knife | ||
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Penis, Dick, Cock, Rod, Weener Woman says to man in bar: "Eww, keep your dirty pork knife away from me!"
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| 4. | HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK | ||
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H.D.O.T.B.O.Y.N
when someone is an extremely awkward situation that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it on christmas i went to my best friends house and his grandmother continually exposed herself to me and no one els noticed...HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK
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| 5. | short dick | ||
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To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job. "Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."
-- R. Lee Ermey Full Metal Jacket |
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| 6. | Knife-dick | ||
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Verb; For use mainly in regards to sports or sporting events where a losing team manages to come from behind and win in an unusually spectacular fashion. The Lakers were losing terribly in the first half, but knife-dicked their way to win the game in the final minutes of the 4th quarter.
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| 7. | Dick Clark | ||
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A hard slap across a person's chest while yelling "Dick Clark". It was invented during a drunken dispute over whether it was Dick Clark or James Garner on "The Rockford Files". If you don't keep your fuckin mouth shut you're gonna get Dick Clarked.
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